Acme Blues Rockets FILE NO.: ABR-44 MSDS DATE: 4/1/1929 SECTION 1: PRODUCT AND COMPANY IDENTIFICATION PRODUCT NAME: Acme Blues Rockets SYNONYMS: Da Blues, Screaming White Boy Blues, Bleu Chunx PRODUCT CODES: AMNCAFIRFBLLC-145-KW MANUFACTURER: Acme Multi-National Conglomerated Amalgamated Federated International RFB-LLC DIVISION: Rocketeering Division ADDRESS: 666 Avarice Way, Mudcat Falls, OH 44107 EMERGENCY PHONE: 800-Blu-Chunx OTHER CALLS: 212-479-7990 FAX PHONE: 216-555-7223 CHEMICAL NAME: Guitaritus Maximus Intoxicus CHEMICAL FAMILY: Musipropylene CHEMICAL FORMULA: CH3CH-OH-CH-ES335 PRODUCT USE: Getting’ Laid or Feelin’ Betta ‘bout Not PREPARED BY: Mudcat T. Bass SECTION 2: HAZARDS IDENTIFICATION EMERGENCY OVERVIEW: May instill uncontrollable toe tapping and increase one’s libido to redline proportions ROUTES OF ENTRY: Aurally, though anally in corporate setting POTENTIAL HEALTH EFFECTS EYES: Blindness, Not Seein’ Straight, Cross-eyed, Foggy SKIN: Itchin’, Crawlin’ and Discoloration INGESTION: Rectal & oral second-hand carbonation INHALATION: Raspy vocals & Delta 9–tetrahydrocannabinol-like feeling of euphoria ACUTE HEALTH HAZARDS: Feelin’ like you be fixin’ to die CHRONIC HEALTH HAZARDS: Bad attitude, poor posture, criminal recidivism MEDICAL CONDITIONS GENERALLY AGGRAVATED BY EXPOSURE: Heartache, Depression, Alcohol Dependency, PMS, PTSD, Premature Emasculation SECTION 4: FIRST AID MEASURES EYES: Sunglasses SKIN: Gold Bond Triple Action Medicated Body Powder wrapped in Goodwill suit with white shirt, necktie not to exceed 1.15 inches in width, tassel loafers and crumpled fedora INGESTION: Treat with massive quantities of BBQ pork ribs, greens and any fermented grain- or grape-based beverage INHALATION: Treat with nitrous oxide NOTES TO PHYSICIANS OR FIRST AID PROVIDERS: Use Universal Precautions and Practice Safe Blues SECTION 5: INTOXICOLOGICAL INFORMATION INTOXICOLOGICAL INFORMATION: Yes, most definitely SECTION 6: ECOLOGICAL INFORMATION ECOLOGICAL INFORMATION: Oxygen, hydrogen dioxide, White Castle sliders, Colt 45 Malt Liquor and 13 hours sleep required for minimum subsistence SECTION 7: DISPOSAL CONSIDERATIONS WASTE DISPOSAL METHOD: Wife/significant other to dig hole in backyard or buddies to make midnight Denny’s dumpster run SECTION 8: HANDLING AND STORAGE HANDLING AND STORAGE: Oral Sex; Do not wake before noon