ABR University: Bar Crawling 101
Department of Sociology
These things are difficult to say when you are drunk:
Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
Things that are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
Thanks, but I don't want to kiss you.
Nope, no more booze for me.
Sorry, but you're not really my type.
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
I'm not interested in fighting you.
Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance as I have no coordination.
Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
You're right, I can't jump over that table.
Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.